lfigueroa
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So there I is, minding my own beeswax at the local room, wrapping up a three hour practice session. It’s still early afternoon and no one else is in the pool room -- all the tables are empty. When in through the front door comes a road player of some sort, accompanied by a blonde woman.
You can tell he’s a road guy because he shows all the tell tale signs: new face, pool cue case, luggage of valuables not to be left in the car, and a dead cell phone he’s looking to plug in somewhere.
Like I said, I was wrapping it up and the guy notices that I’ve unscrewed my pool cue, and I’m thinking to meself, “Self, if this guy is actually on the road, he’s going to ask you to play.” And, right on cue he says, “Hey, are you Lou Figueroa? (Actually, it was a garbled approximation of my last name, but close enough.) And I reply, “Yes, sir -- that’s me.” And he says, “Yeah, I recognized you from OnePocket.org. (?!) Do you want to hit some one pocket?” And I reply, “No. I’ve been here since they opened. I’m done.” Right off, I can tell this does not sit well with him.
I have my own set of balls that I practice with, so I start giving them a little cleaning with some polish and a cloth before putting them away and the next thing I know, the guy, Will -- a meaty kid with dark, short-cropped hair -- has gotten a set of balls and is hitting bank shots at the far end of the table I’m on. No biggie. He’s hitting ball after ball and finally, one he’s missed ends up running down table my way. And I very politely say, “You know, Im almost done here, then you can have the table.”
And then... without further notice or fanfare... the guy’s head explodes.
“What’s your problem? Am I really bothering you shooting balls down here?”
“Well no, but just as a bit of courtesy, you might want to wait till I’m done here.”
“Well, if it bothers you so much, why don’t go polish your balls on another table?”
OK, so now, the blonde woman he’s with is whispering to him, “Stop it. Let it go.” But of course he can’t stop himself and he’s pretty much on a rant by now and he’s saying some rather rude things. And then, *I* can’t help myself and decide, "OK, I'll give him something to really be pissed about" and I call over to the house man and say “Hey, you know what? Don't take me off. I think I’m going to stay on a bit longer and hit a few more balls.”
*Now* "Will" is really steaming, but he knows he’s gotta take his set of balls off “my” table and go to another one. Needless to say, he’s practically beside himself and continues to rant. The house man is telling him to “let it go” But he just can’t stop himself. The blonde, who has probably seen this act a few times before, has gone out of the pool room to go sit in their car. I dink a couple more balls around and then the other guy, who can’t see straight at this point, takes his stick apart and leaves, calling me several ripe names on the way out the door.
So, thank you OnePocket.org. You brightened up an otherwise boring day for me at the pool hall
Lou Figueroa
You can tell he’s a road guy because he shows all the tell tale signs: new face, pool cue case, luggage of valuables not to be left in the car, and a dead cell phone he’s looking to plug in somewhere.
Like I said, I was wrapping it up and the guy notices that I’ve unscrewed my pool cue, and I’m thinking to meself, “Self, if this guy is actually on the road, he’s going to ask you to play.” And, right on cue he says, “Hey, are you Lou Figueroa? (Actually, it was a garbled approximation of my last name, but close enough.) And I reply, “Yes, sir -- that’s me.” And he says, “Yeah, I recognized you from OnePocket.org. (?!) Do you want to hit some one pocket?” And I reply, “No. I’ve been here since they opened. I’m done.” Right off, I can tell this does not sit well with him.
I have my own set of balls that I practice with, so I start giving them a little cleaning with some polish and a cloth before putting them away and the next thing I know, the guy, Will -- a meaty kid with dark, short-cropped hair -- has gotten a set of balls and is hitting bank shots at the far end of the table I’m on. No biggie. He’s hitting ball after ball and finally, one he’s missed ends up running down table my way. And I very politely say, “You know, Im almost done here, then you can have the table.”
And then... without further notice or fanfare... the guy’s head explodes.
“What’s your problem? Am I really bothering you shooting balls down here?”
“Well no, but just as a bit of courtesy, you might want to wait till I’m done here.”
“Well, if it bothers you so much, why don’t go polish your balls on another table?”
OK, so now, the blonde woman he’s with is whispering to him, “Stop it. Let it go.” But of course he can’t stop himself and he’s pretty much on a rant by now and he’s saying some rather rude things. And then, *I* can’t help myself and decide, "OK, I'll give him something to really be pissed about" and I call over to the house man and say “Hey, you know what? Don't take me off. I think I’m going to stay on a bit longer and hit a few more balls.”
*Now* "Will" is really steaming, but he knows he’s gotta take his set of balls off “my” table and go to another one. Needless to say, he’s practically beside himself and continues to rant. The house man is telling him to “let it go” But he just can’t stop himself. The blonde, who has probably seen this act a few times before, has gone out of the pool room to go sit in their car. I dink a couple more balls around and then the other guy, who can’t see straight at this point, takes his stick apart and leaves, calling me several ripe names on the way out the door.
So, thank you OnePocket.org. You brightened up an otherwise boring day for me at the pool hall
Lou Figueroa