We Loved You SJD

Cowboy Dennis

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Hopefully I don't offend the "Big Three". It just came to me.



A BOATING TRIP

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
That started with some "talkin' trash" from Artie B. and Dick

The first mate was a mighty sailor man, his name was Freddy B.
The three of them set out that day to explore the deep blue sea
To explore the deep blue sea

Halfway out they all got bored and started talking pool
One of them said "I'm the best, if you don't agree you're just a fool"

But he was interrupted by the one called SJD
Who said "I never played up there, if I had then you would see"

But Freddy said "that saved you cash, and you have yourself to thank
We was never scared of youse, hell you can't even bank"

Then a large wave hit the boat and it was tossed up in the air
When it came crashing down again, Dick McMorran was not there

After searching for him night & day for fifty hours straight
They finally made it back to port and told of Dickys fate

They described the wave and how it hit, speaking through their tears
And of how great SJD had been for many, many years

And how they both would miss him now that SJD was dead
Taken by that giant wave, at least that's what they said

At least that's what they said
 

vapros

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Bravo

Bravo

Author, author!! Very well done. I think that one of you computer-savvy guys should design a headstone with a nautical motif - maybe a Yukon Jack bottle floating in a tranquil sea.
 

CaliRed

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nice.... I bet that could be made into a theme song for a sitcom:)

rumor has it, that Dick met his demise over a argument over some lady named Mary Ann and whether she was too "thick"
 

SJDinPHX

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How can a computer geek, "Rust Belt Lunatic", who supposedly works for a living...possibly have that much spare time ? It boggles the mind.
 

Cowboy Dennis

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SJDinPHX said:
How can a computer geek, "Rust Belt Lunatic", who supposedly works for a living...possibly have that much spare time ? It boggles the mind.

Dick,

When they come to me, they come to me. I just write them down. This one took about 30 minutes. You three are easy.

Deek
 

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Cowboy Dennis said:
Dick,

When they come to me, they come to me. I just write them down. This one took about 30 minutes. You three are easy.

Deek
My Greatest Lession In Life that it took me a life time to learn Is THier Is a Beginning And A End To Everything. god bless the world and give everyone a chance to live.
 

Cowboy Dennis

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Hopefully I don't offend the "Big Three". It just came to me.



A BOATING TRIP

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
That started with some "talkin' trash" from Artie B. and Dick

The first mate was a mighty sailor man, his name was Freddy B.
The three of them set out that day to explore the deep blue sea
To explore the deep blue sea

Halfway out they all got bored and started talking pool
One of them said "I'm the best, if you don't agree you're just a fool"

But he was interrupted by the one called SJD
Who said "I never played up there, if I had then you would see"

But Freddy said "that saved you cash, and you have yourself to thank
We was never scared of youse, hell you can't even bank"

Then a large wave hit the boat and it was tossed up in the air
When it came crashing down again, Dick McMorran was not there

After searching for him night & day for fifty hours straight
They finally made it back to port and told of Dickys fate

They described the wave and how it hit, speaking through their tears
And of how great SJD had been for many, many years

And how they both would miss him now that SJD was dead
Taken by that giant wave, at least that's what they said

At least that's what they said
This is for the very "original" writers in the Members forum. Try to think of something original (and good) in the future. Yours sucked seawater.

Dennis
 

androd

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Very nice ! :)
A pleasure.
Thanks.
Rod.
P.S. More appropriate the second time around.
 

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A lesser song

A lesser song

🎵 Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Fred
A champion banker or so they all said
Then one day he was shootin' at a stripe
He didn't think it'd go but thought it might

The ball that is, the nine ball, the fried egg

Well the first thing you know ole Fred's running out
Chicago folk said you da best beyond a doubt
Said down at Bensinger's where you oughta go
So he he motored downtown his bankroll to grow

Money that is, green money, folding money

Was workin' out fine but the place couldn't hold him I reckon
He'd hie outta there when he'd hear a mark beckon
Road trips beget stories not all can be told
Nor can acconts of the joints that were rolled

Well now its time to say goodbye to all his skill and luck
He would like to tell some folks yourselves you can go ****
You're all invited back next week to a different '60s ditty
Ellie Mae singing and flashing a bare left titty

At the cement pond that is, the shallow end, plenty of skin 🎶
 

fred bentivegna

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�� Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Fred
A champion banker or so they all said
Then one day he was shootin' at a stripe
He didn't think it'd go but thought it might

The ball that is, the nine ball, the fried egg

Well the first thing you know ole Fred's running out
Chicago folk said you da best beyond a doubt
Said down at Bensinger's where you oughta go
So he he motored downtown his bankroll to grow

Money that is, green money, folding money

Was workin' out fine but the place couldn't hold him I reckon
He'd hie outta there when he'd hear a mark beckon
Road trips beget stories not all can be told
Nor can acconts of the joints that were rolled

Well now its time to say goodbye to all his skill and luck
He would like to tell some folks yourselves you can go ****
You're all invited back next week to a different '60s ditty
Ellie Mae singing and flashing a bare left titty

At the cement pond that is, the shallow end, plenty of skin ��
I like it! Thanks.

Beard

(You know just your screen name gets you into the SS)
 

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Anotha/Motha

Anotha/Motha

It comes and goes like a ship in the night
For only a $tay and a little bite

Just give me a shot and I’ll make ya pay
Just please get your girlfriend outta the way

As the blonde headed bar bimbo gets louder ea minute
My mind is tested…………………………can I win it!!

The cool air of the night creeps in like a bubble
My mind smooths out, and my opponent$ in trouble

The morning light finds….its way to the room
Low and behold, they’re gamblin’ with a broom

The janitor comes in, and gets a cut of the action
And takes a break....what a reaction

I got what I came for, and made some new friends
I'll be back again and Again$.
 

Cowboy Dennis

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Why did Artie quit posting? Is he doing ok?
He's writing a book or books. Every time he hits spellcheck it shuts his computer down so it's going to be a while.

He's also trying to remember the secret to playing "Mistake Free" One-Pocket.
 

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Why did Artie quit posting? Is he doing ok?
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Some of those posts are just golden, nobody can touch those things. They are like little works of art, Picasso'ed even be proud.
 

androd

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The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Some of those posts are just golden, nobody can touch those things. They are like little works of art, Picasso'ed even be proud.
Please, if you had that much Gold you'd be a Septillionaire.
Freddy said he could type 100 words a minute, some of them were even recognizable. :)
Rod.
 
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