fred bentivegna said:
...Artie is the only one goofy enough to step into these posts between SJD and me. That only confirms what I have been saying. Every time I make a post requiring some interaction, Anatidae Boy jumps in and sucks out all the oxygen, and draws all attention to himself. He made sure that anybody that might have some questions about what went on at North Shore Billiards would go unasked. If ya'll recall, the threads about The Rack in Detroit on AZ and here went on and on. Hundreds and hundreds of posts. SJD got the work done. He killed this thread in cold blood, just like he intended.
He made a few efforts to piss all over the Bank forum, but fortunately I avoided his bait and other members jumped on him and he backed off. Didnt want to lose that phony image he has cultivated as a nice fellow. Didnt want to tip off his, "don't really give one sh*t about helping anybody improving their game," mentality.
Still waiting for his recall of that mega beating. Truth be known, the actual figure was closer to 40 barrels than 30. Would hypnosis work? I'll pay for it.
Beard
Did I really talk badly about Tom Cruise? Shame on me. All I said was what he is, a gay boy. The pool connection between Tom Cruise and 50 year pool vets is awful weak. Just because he did a pool movie? I think my friend is just flailing around in the dark.
Aw C'mon Beard. Let's not judge the gays too harshly. Remember poor Anita Bryant, this Miss America runner up orange juice girl?? I liked her myself. She could sing pretty good I thought. Some guys on the inside had a different twist on the whole gay thing. How neccessary they are.
BeeeeCauseee theyyyyyy
Pack Ya Nose, Clean Your Cell, Help You Drain Your Hose
They Give Ya Smokes, Laugh At Jokes, Sew Up All Your Clothes
They'll Rub Your Feet, Beat Ya Meat, Heaven Only Knows.
What I'd Do Without My Homasexshuls.
They Can Read And Write, **** All Night, Clean Your Fingernails
Help You Dress, Play You Chess, Lay You Down Some Rails.
They'll Be Your Wife, Take A Life In A Jealous Rage
Who Says We Don't Need Those Homasexshuls
I Tell Ya Some Are Big, Some Are Small, Some Are In Between.
Some Are Yellow Belly Creeps And Some Of Them Are Mean.
Some Are Killers, Some Are Thieves, And Some Are Singers Too.
In Fact Anita Bryant, Most Act Just Like You SOOOOOO
**** Anita Bryant, Who The Hell Is She??
Telling All My Faggits That They Can't Be Free, Wheee
Throw That Bitch In Prison, Maybe Then She'll See
Just How Much Those Goddamned Homosexuals Mean To Me...
David Allan Coe (not me)
I'm a pitcher not a catcher in any event. I aint the tourist, I'm the guide...
Artie's not the only one. Ain't we a pair? But you guys are like somebody heating up some cooking oil til it boils and then throwing a big piece of dry ice in there. Causes quite a rumble. People in here don't love you because you played pool real good. That is just a bonus. Did you love your dog because he could hunt real good or find drugs etc?? No. There are some pool players that are great that I wouldn't give them enough of my piss to swallow a pill with. I wouldn't give them the steam off of my oh well, you get the point. Let Jarvie come arround here and see what he gets. The little ordeal that Bob Ogburn went through that I put in Calireds thread here today gone tomorrow will seem like a busmans holiday compared to what's in store for him.
Artie has tried very hard to get you guys to settle down and work together for the good of all the contributers. I don't know what else Artie can do, other than pay you a visit. Does it have to come to that?? I hope not. Do you guys want to keep it going until you are SENT FOR?/
Now myself. I am easy going. I like for people to bust my balls. I enjoy masochism, self abuse and degredations, but most are not like that. But Anatidae is so into Anniston he takes out his unrequited love on other folks. He pobably goes arround humming that old Abba song-Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. He checks his mailbox daily to see if she has answered his latest fan letter or sent him another 8 by 10 signed print. He has probably got her on the phone a few times. Did she talk to him awhile? Did she blow him off immediately? We don't know, but she must have talked to him a bit and lead him on.
I Can't say anything. I use to have a thing for Suzi Quatro and she was built like a little boy. Then there was Blondie, Stevie Nix, Linda Ronstat and on and on. Even Christina Applegate and she didn't even sing, but I just had to settle for lookalikes or what not, but Artie says we should lay off of the women a bit and take it easy on them so I will. In other words to sum up, be more like a duck and let the water just run off of you so you don't get sent for. Unless someone fools with Artie. I'm going to have to hold a grudge on that one!!........................
