Cowboy Dennis
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This is part of a story told by Fats in "The Bank Shot And Other Great Robberies". I will post several parts here from the book, concluding with the part where he's nicknamed "Double Smart".
Here's the first part:
When I left Oklahoma City, Jack Hill told me I played One-Pocket better than anybody alive except him and his protege, a fellow by the name of Hubert Cokes, who I met later on in New York. So I started back east, stopping off in every poolroom to improve my One-Pocket game. I figured this was the proposition to crack out Smart Henny.
So now I'm back in New York, only I find out Hubert Cokes has already been there and has introduced One-Pocket to everybody on Broadway, although none of the top players took it seriously at first. Then, one day, who walks in Kreuter's but a pool hustler called Jalopy, who was from Brooklyn, and he said he had played a little One-Pocket himself and was taking on all comers. Jalopy and I played even at first, but I hashed him real good so he wouldn't play me anymore unless I spotted him a ball, then a ball & the break, and then two balls. I kept stepping up the odds until I whacked out Jalopy so clean that he said there was no way on Earth he would ever go to the table with me again. He was very sincere about his intentions, because he did a fade-out and nobody saw Jalopy around for like three months.
Then one day he comes waking in with a tremendous bankroll and I started giving him the conversation about propositions, but he said he would rather go to the gas chamber than play me. So I kept giving him the this-and-that and finally Jalopy said, "Look Fatty, I wouldn't play you even if you said my scratches don't count." So I said, "What do you mean by that Jalopy?" and Jalopy said, "I mean, if I scratched, I wouldn't have to pay a ball." So right there I invented a brand-new proposition.
To be continued...
Here's the first part:
When I left Oklahoma City, Jack Hill told me I played One-Pocket better than anybody alive except him and his protege, a fellow by the name of Hubert Cokes, who I met later on in New York. So I started back east, stopping off in every poolroom to improve my One-Pocket game. I figured this was the proposition to crack out Smart Henny.
So now I'm back in New York, only I find out Hubert Cokes has already been there and has introduced One-Pocket to everybody on Broadway, although none of the top players took it seriously at first. Then, one day, who walks in Kreuter's but a pool hustler called Jalopy, who was from Brooklyn, and he said he had played a little One-Pocket himself and was taking on all comers. Jalopy and I played even at first, but I hashed him real good so he wouldn't play me anymore unless I spotted him a ball, then a ball & the break, and then two balls. I kept stepping up the odds until I whacked out Jalopy so clean that he said there was no way on Earth he would ever go to the table with me again. He was very sincere about his intentions, because he did a fade-out and nobody saw Jalopy around for like three months.
Then one day he comes waking in with a tremendous bankroll and I started giving him the conversation about propositions, but he said he would rather go to the gas chamber than play me. So I kept giving him the this-and-that and finally Jalopy said, "Look Fatty, I wouldn't play you even if you said my scratches don't count." So I said, "What do you mean by that Jalopy?" and Jalopy said, "I mean, if I scratched, I wouldn't have to pay a ball." So right there I invented a brand-new proposition.
To be continued...