Win $100 For Your Talents

[Warren]

One pocket a game for those of the night
No one can say they ain't fought the fight
Eventually it's over a loser and a winner
Pissed off and mad loser pays the winner
Of course he says rackem cause we just begining
Cue your holding will be mine when I finish winning
Knowledge of this game I found at OnePocket.org
Everyone can find it and a lot more
Time has rolled on for Corn Bread Red we win and lose til we're all dead

 

[lll]

One pocket a game for those of the night
No one can say they ain't fought the fight
Eventually it's over a loser and a winner
Pissed off and mad loser pays the winner
Of course he says rackem cause we just begining
Cue your holding will be mine when I finish winning
Knowledge of this game I found at OnePocket.org
Everyone can find it and a lot more
Time has rolled on for Corn Bread Red we win and lose til we're all dead

you got 1p.org and cornbread red in your post
that has to put you in the front running
just sayin

 

[Miller]

ok, i'll bite.....

ok, i'll bite.....

"Old Man One Pocket"

Old men bicker and with that many arguments they submit

No one really knows who is or was full of shit

Everyone understands they could all shoot the stick

Pondering on about so and so or where he was a nit

One pocket they once played but not all games were legit

Concepts and moves were on display when these old men climbed into the pit

Knowledge is what they now share to those it may befit

Each young man should be wise enough to admit

These old men still have enlightenment to transmit

 

[androd]

"Old Man One Pocket"

Old men bicker and with that many arguments they submit

No one really knows who is or was full of shit

Everyone understands they could all shoot the stick

Pondering on about so and so or where he was a nit

One pocket they once played but not all games were legit

Concepts and moves were on display when these old men climbed into the pit

Knowledge is what they now share to those it may befit

Each young man should be wise enough to admit

These old men still have enlightenment to transmit

Miller.
OK, I really like this one a lot.
Unfortunately I'm not one of the judges. Their may only be one.
Rod.

 

[lll]

"Old Man One Pocket"

Old men bicker and with that many arguments they submit

No one really knows who is or was full of shit

Everyone understands they could all shoot the stick

Pondering on about so and so or where he was a nit

One pocket they once played but not all games were legit

Concepts and moves were on display when these old men climbed into the pit

Knowledge is what they now share to those it may befit

Each young man should be wise enough to admit

These old men still have enlightenment to transmit

miller im an old man (58) i think
i vote for you

 

[SJDinPHX]

Here is my (no doubt) Pulitzer Prize winning treatise...Good job, Red Card, JimmyB, and Billy Jackets..You will probally win a Pulitzer too...(Hey, they gave Obama one,...just for breathing !)


Time for the guys blah, blah...in the white coats, RBL has finally lost it...blah,blah,blah.

Every "Cowboy", should have a "Cow".. to relieve sexual tensions, and boredom blah,blah,blah,blah.

Keep blah,blah,blahing me, you lint-brained doorknob...blah,blah.

Chicago crowd..The only crime ridden big city, blah,blah... that requires more dermatologist's, than cop's..blah,blah.

Only hopes Artie and Eddie will chime in.,blah,blah,blah. (note to Steve;..prepare for site crash)

Piss me off, willya..blah,blah...(the'Whitey bad, Beanie good' crack).....blah,blah,blah,blah.

Everybody knows the $100 bait, is an 'air barrel' blah,blah,blah.

No chance of you even having $100 left, after NFL losses...blah,blah,blah.

Only hope you bar 'Moonbeam', and the 'Bearded Lady' from the contest...(everyone knows, they are purrfesshunils)...blah,blah,blah.


There you have it...Concise, blah,blah, and pefect rhyming blah,blah.

Ralph Waldo Duck <---AKA Super Duck.

PS..Long debate with myself, over whether to use "Thin Skined" for the 'T'...but I demured, in the interest of the unstable peace.
(besides, I cleverly disguised it, and covered it in the 'C' line.)

PPS..By the way RBL,..more than a little concerned about your financial well being..Do you have enough money to give away, and still pay me your NFL wagering this coming season..Or will it be another "air barrel" this year ? Still waiting for the 10K loan you promised..

OK, here is my legitimate entry, Flannelmouth,...$100 cash please...No "air barrel" or bad checks... again.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$."Good Day in Bensinger's"$$$$$$$$$$$$$(Not to be confused with my other 'Best Seller'.."Bad day in Dallas")
>>>>>>>>>By SuperDuck...Coming Soon..A forward by Artie B. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

One day he slipped in, and picked up some balls, Nobody knew him, so he knew he must stall,

Noticing every eye was upon him, He banged 'em and slammed 'em, not making a ball.

Each roll off and dead rail, engrained in his brain, His steel trap mind soaked up all needed info,

Praying his victim, soon would appear, But chances were good, he was out with some nympho,

Out of the john, limped a sad looking creature, A stench filled the room it was really quite weird,

Chicago's best player, Chicago's most feared, 'least that was the claim, of the man they called "Beard"

Keyed up and ready, Beard went for the trap, He barked at the stranger "You'se want summa me" ?

Every dollar in Bensinger's riding on him. His last gasping "air barrel" was painful to see,

The end of the tale, is a sad epilogue, "SuperDuck" turned, the "Beardmonster" into a "dog"...

............Copyright, Sept. 2011...by SuperDuck AKA, SJD... Library of Congress # 10000000000000069...............................

Note;..I also have a Spanish version.."Las Uno Pocketo", which is even more hilarious..(please press one for english, two for Spanish)

The aftermath...After throwing the grovelling Beard a generous toke, the rail started to grumble (it really did look like a 'dump') ...Luckily, his buddy, Fast Lenny, was with him...The angry mob tried "pepper spraying" and "clubbing" him, but to no avail. Lenny stood tall.. But he finally had to pull his weapon, to ensure safe passage.

Poor Duck...His pockets stuffed with cash, had to be transported to the hospital immediately after the game, badly dehydrated, runny beak/bill, severely oxygen deprived, and rat bites all over him.. And, to top it all off he needed his stomach pumped, to remove an unknown substance, (scolpo-something or other)..potentially fatal, mixed in with his Yukon Jack...The Duck knew then, why the Beard was fumbling around under the table so much, the Ducks cue case was under there and it contained his YJ,.. He also knew why no sane person EVER ventured into the "dungeon" called Bensinger's....

 

[Cowboy Dennis]

OK, here is my legit entry...$100 cash please...No "air barrel" please.......

.............."Bad Day for the Beard".............

One day he slipped in, and picked up some balls

Nobody knew him, so he tried hard to stall

Every eye was upon him, but no one stepped up

Probably 'cause every ball split the cup

One phone call was made, to the man they called "Beard"

Chicago's best player, Chicago's most feared

Keyed up and ready, Beard went for the scam

Every dollar in Bensinger's, riding on ham..(him...same thing)..It seems the Duck turned, ole' Beard into a "lamb"

Please remit....Bar rag breath...

PS..I also have a Spanish.."Uno Pocketo" which is even more hilarious..(please press one for english)

I'm at work right now Ducky but I think you forgot the "T" you idiot.

RBL

 

[SJDinPHX]

I'm at work right now Ducky but I think you forgot the "T" you idiot.

RBL

As usual, lint brain...You violated the 90 minute editing rule...The."T", and a lot more is there now...I do my editing AFTER I post, because I get so far, and I am afraid I'll lose everything in cyberspace (along with about 14,000 others I've lost) So I get antsy...Can't lose it, if its posted..Bensinger breath !.

PS..I don't have MSWord on my laptop..you idiot...

 

[SpinDoctor]

Here's my attempt, if I fluke my way into $100 please donate it to the 1p.org player fund.


One night I found it, one pockets holy grail,
Never missed a ball, they all went in without fail.
Every eye in the house watched me make whitey dance,
Poor sucker's wallets emptied, they stood nary a chance.
Once the bloodbath was over I walked out with pride,
Cue tucked in my case and a step in my stride.
King of the world was my title that night.
Earned a kings ransom and my stroke was just right,
The money meant little but my future looked bright.

 

[SJDinPHX]

Mornin' Fred...

Mornin' Fred...

For the morning crowd..(and Mad Cow Breath).....A true war story.....

http://onepocket.org/forum/showpost.php?p=78652&postcount=46

 

[Cowboy Dennis]

As usual, lint brain...You violated the 90 minute editing rule...The."T", and a lot more is there now...I do my editing AFTER I post, because I get so far, and I am afraid I'll lose everything in cyberspace (along with about 14,000 others I've lost) So I get antsy...Can't lose it, if its posted..Bensinger breath !.

PS..I don't have MSWord on my laptop..you idiot...

Dear Ornithological Breath,

90 minutes? You were still editing at 6:33 . I'm home now and off till monday night so I'll be watching you .

P.S. I don't use MS Word to save anything, I don't know how to do that and then post it here. Everything I've ever written I've written in a post and then hit "submit". I've never lost anything except one time during a T-storm and the power went out.

RBL

 

[KindlyOleUncleDave]

Sheesh

Sheesh

And sheesh

 

[Cowboy Dennis]

Miller.
OK, I really like this one a lot.
Unfortunately I'm not one of the judges. Their may only be one.
Rod.

I like it a lot also Rod, Bille has competition .

Dennis

 

[NH Steve]

"Old Man One Pocket"

Old men bicker and with that many arguments they submit

No one really knows who is or was full of shit

Everyone understands they could all shoot the stick

Pondering on about so and so or where he was a nit

One pocket they once played but not all games were legit

Concepts and moves were on display when these old men climbed into the pit

Knowledge is what they now share to those it may befit

Each young man should be wise enough to admit

These old men still have enlightenment to transmit

Nice job...

 

[sunnyone]

what fun!

what fun!

subtitle: curse you, cowboy dee!

a chat-chum alerted me to this thread.

so i figured ... well, i’ll casually post the winning entry, donate the cash to onepocket.org. and move on apace.

(the usual triumphal march from aida would be tum-tum-tumming in the background.)

grr!

it ain’t that easy.

as was mentioned in that chat (hey, ‘that chat’ is sort of a poem, no?), the cowboy is, perhaps, the best thread-starter in here. that doesn’t mean we have to appreciate all of his fiber initiations, though!

the cowboy’s literary thread-challenge in this instance is particularly devilish ... a standard nine-line stanza with the basic recurring metrical units found in poetic verse throughout the centuries. and, let’s not dwell on the rhyme schemes necessary to the mission!

plus!

each line has to commence with a specific letter. not a letter that makes narrative sense. not a letter one would choose for its poetic appropriateness.

no ... each line must begin with a letter-certain -- no matter how harsh its opening note -- a letter that dictates an arbitrary stricture independent of grace, civility and ... probably something else!

sigh.

despite these compulsory restraints, i shall attempt to contribute to the common weal of this august body.

sacrifice is my life,

sunny

s. if my prose isn’t any good, it’s not my fault. it’s the vaquero’s!

p. p. s. of course that’s the point of this opening salvo. spread the blame, share the shame!

 

[wgcp]

I like Miller's too..

 

[3RAILKICK]

Somebody call Dennis Miller

Somebody call Dennis Miller

sunnyone-

I can't tell if I agree with you, on most things, or not. I don't get it. I don't understand most of what you write(say).

Dennis Miller might. Ricky Ricardo might not.

You do lay on the obtuse-ity.

Consider your audience. or not. I might buy a thesaurus. or not.

I already broke out the dictionary.

Enjoy

 

[Skin]

Ooo...ohhh, she let slip
Nuanced her curved hip
Eased gently out of her sweater

Pouted her moist lips
Outthrust her pink tips
Could one pocket get any wetter

Kick in the ripe six
Ev'n a kid can't miss
The rest...hell what does it matter?


Skin

 

[SJDinPHX]

Ooo...ohhh, she let slip
Nuanced her curved hip
Eased gently out of her sweater

Pouted her moist lips
Outthrust her pink tips
Could one pocket get any wetter

Kick in the ripe six
Ev'n a kid can't miss
The rest...hell what does it matter?


Skin

We have a new leader !!! ...Skin, your entry reeks of erotica, with a touch of porn...You are certain to blow our "Judge" away....In fact, I was talking to him on the phone, while he was reading your post...(lot's of heavy breathing, and grunting going on..(I am quite sure he was "choking his chicken")...:eek

You are a shoo-in for the C-note...

 

[Miller]

Ooo...ohhh, she let slip
Nuanced her curved hip
Eased gently out of her sweater

Pouted her moist lips
Outthrust her pink tips
Could one pocket get any wetter

Kick in the ripe six
Ev'n a kid can't miss
The rest...hell what does it matter?


Skin

thats some good stuff. fucn laughing typing this.
nicely played sir. nicely played.
could one pocket get wetter? wtf dude? ha!