“The Ballad of One-Pocket” (A Lament.)

sunnyone

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With apologies to all the World War II Brits who mocked the Nazi hierarchy with a parodic song. Their little ditty was often sung to the tune of the “Colonel Bogey March”:


Hitler has only got one ball

Göring has two but very small

Himmler is rather similar

But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.


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Adapted version:


Dennis has only got one ball

Alex has two but very small

T-Rex, they look like specks

But poor old Freezer has no balls at all.


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As you know, it takes eight balls to win the game. This could take a while.

Popcorn.

Sunny
 
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vapros

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Good to hear from you again, Sunny, but who knew you would reappear as an agitator!? Go 'head on! What's the latest?
 

OldSchool

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Mr. Booth, you need to sh*t-can this juvenile, out of line thread.

Old School
 

lll

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sunnyone
how is your love life??
just curious
you seem what ever the opposite word is for misogynous
in this post
its not like you
jmho
icbw
 

vapros

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Catch a grip, folks. Sunny is having some fun, and I have to say that my own sense of humor is just about the same as hers. Freddie explained 'the dozens' on this site once, and Sunny's verse is in a similar vein. It would not bother me to see my own name in such a light-hearted piece, if it's funny, because -

IF IT AIN'T FUNNY, IT AIN'T MUCH!

If ever you ponder the earth
and try to decide what it's worth
you'll never go wrong
if you do it in song
and off-color humor and mirth.
 

NH Steve

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I have a tendency to miss humor sometimes because I take things too literally.

So when I read balls here, I read that as referring to "the score" not their virility lol. Obviously none of those players warrant any kind of knock on their virility -- they are "the balls" at One Pocket!
 
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