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SJDinPHX

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While a gullible dunce like DickBrain gets his Hollywood gossip from People Mag and the like, I made the acquaintance of several movie producers, and my backer for years was Mike Weldon, the famous porno producer. I have seen, and Mike verified, that The Rifleman made a gay porno short. I forgot if it was before or after his Major League ball player years.
However, the general consensus was that Chuckie Boy wasnt actually gay, but maybe a switch-hitter at best. Mike said he was probably just broke and trying his best to stay in Hollywood and get into the movies. Porno wasnt so widely distributed back then.
Then why do it? Why did Paris and Kim K do it?

As far as Richard Boned, I mean Boone, watch the HGWT episodes that Dennis put up, with a critical eye this time. Watch some of the body stances he unconsciously takes. A little too perfectly clean and prissy to be a gunfighting tush-hog wouldnt you think?
Plus I actually met a gay guy that said he got down with him.<--Oh no, not another "HIGHLY CREDIBLE, EYEWITNESS" :frus
In case nobody knew this before, Bensingers was dead smack in the heart of Lavender Town.
Before anybody casts any aspersions at the ole Beard, Bensingers was also smack dab in the middle of hillbilly, runaway girl town.

Beard

Just as a matter of FYI, For Your Information. All Porno was 8mm in the 60s and 70s. Average production cost for a 20 minute short that might include Harry Reems, or any other single big porno star then was 5 - 10k. Big stars received $1000 day, the rest of the cast $200 a day. And yes, I did once write a script that came close to being made. it would have taken place in a factory of a friend, but insurance considerations nixed it. And no, I no longer have it. Salaries shot up after, Behind The Green Door, Deep Throat, and a couple of others got national attention. My backer, Mike, along with the Mitchell Brothers, invented Lap Dancing.<--Absolute FALSEHOOD...Richie Florence and I, invented Lap Dancing in the early 60's, by enticing cute girls at the bar, to fondle us suggestively..We sold the concept to a wealthy San Jose bar owner for $750K..(RA got a small 'jelly') :p They had a joint in Frisco that employed 200 girls that all had to PAY $50 a night to work. Admission to get in was $7 <--These figures are VERY suspect ??? and they never closed. Add that up.. <--As is your habit, you start every post with something like your first sentence, (boldened) and then, you spend another 2-3 thousand words, trying to impress me, (and everyone else) how incredibly, connected and smart you are, on EVERY subject known to man. You must know by now, this is called, the "EPITOME OF BRAGGING"...and therefore, quite [sic] possibly the root of ALL our conflicts..I do realize that the odds of you EVER changing your ways, are miniscule...But, now that I have gotten rid of the other blow-hard, (the "Human Hemerrhoid")...I shall try and spend more time working on your numerous character flaw's. His were impossible to cure, but I do see a glimmer of hope for you. Besides..I wuv you..;) Him I just PITY..:cool:

FYI..I am busy working overtime (as we speak) compiling a list of some of your major 'faux pas' (just a few pointed out above, in red).. It is a looooong, difficult task, but if you are still speaking to me when I'm finished..I am sure you will see that a MAJOR brain/attitude adjustment was REALLY needed for your mental health, as you approach your golden years..:) Please, at all costs, try and avoid a 'Frontal Lobatomy' which I'm sure some shrink's have already suggested..You might lose all your good stories..Please let me help !..:cool:

Your friend in need,

SuperDuck, Mentor to the Star's
 

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This is great.

This is great.

maybe some of you have already seen it.

[ame]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/979675/ukulele_orchestra_of_gb_the_good_bad_and_the_ugly/[/ame]
 

fred bentivegna

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Freddy,

I guess SkeezerBill missed the part where we both wrote that "we've seen" the pics. We're not "casting aspersions". You cannot mistake that square-jawed lovely for anyone else either. I thank God to this day that I saw no genitalia in the magazine that published the photos. I think it was High Society or Hustler and I'm talking over 30 years ago I believe. I wish I had never seen the pics.

P.S. His entire post, as usual, made no sense. When he comes back down he'll have something stupid to say to us, bet on it.

Dennis

Dennis, my backer, Mike Weldon had the 8mm movie! I could only fade a few scenes myself.

Beard
 

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FYI..I am busy working overtime (as we speak) compiling a list of some of your major 'faux pas' (just a few pointed out above, in red).. It is a looooong, difficult task, but if you are still speaking to me when I'm finished..I am sure you will see that a MAJOR brain/attitude adjustment was REALLY needed for your mental health, as you approach your golden years..:) Please, at all costs, try and avoid a 'Frontal Lobatomy' which I'm sure some shrink's have already suggested..You might lose all your good stories..Please let me help !..:cool:

Your friend in need,

SuperDuck, Mentor to the Star's

I am so,so sorry that it is so deflating to your trembling ego that I have actually been to all those interesting places, met all those interesting people and done all those interesting things. :sorry

Do you know what ordinary people think about interesting people, places, and things? They think about hearing those stories, buying that book, or going to that movie. An unusual, event filled life, is bragging to a non-entity like yourself, to some others it is a movie script.

I'm sure nobody wants to hear about the inner workings of the porn industry in the 70s. Yeah sure. Much more interesting is your, Richie Florence and you, childish gibberish. (one of the few pool players who actually knew you. And you have mentioned him ad infinitum BTW. We cant even prove that's true because he is dead.) Maybe we all would rather hear about that dog that bit you when you were delivering a package. You could spellbind us with the hospital report.

Beard

I have already deemed Hacker the winner in your puny exchanges.:sorry
 

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The gauntlet has been thrown down..!

The gauntlet has been thrown down..!

I am so,so sorry that it is so deflating to your trembling ego that I have actually been to all those interesting places, met all those interesting people and done all those interesting things. :sorry

Do you know what ordinary people think about interesting people, places, and things? They think about hearing those stories, buying that book, or going to that movie. An unusual, event filled life, is bragging to a non-entity like yourself, to some others it is a movie script.

I'm sure nobody wants to hear about the inner workings of the porn industry in the 70s. Yeah sure. Much more interesting is your, Richie Florence and you, childish gibberish. (one of the few pool players who actually knew you. And you have mentioned him ad infinitum BTW. We cant even prove that's true because he is dead.) Maybe we all would rather hear about that dog that bit you when you were delivering a package. You could spellbind us with the hospital report.

Beard

I have already deemed Hacker the winner in your puny exchanges.:sorry..<--What a shock...Oh well, 'Bird's of a Feather, etc :D
Dear Beardbrain,

You will find my (lengthy) response, to your (lengthy) allegations, in a NEW thread I am opening in the Members Forum, entitled...'THE BEARD EXPOSED !'..(Caution; X-Rated')..Coming Soon, watch for it.. I am sure the members will find it VERY enlightening..:p

As you know I can no longer tolerate the mentally challenged retard, that has become your head 'Nut-Dangler', so YOU will have to do ALL the 'denial's and defensive posturing' yourself...(RBL may help..you'll need it :cool:)

Toodle-ooo,

Super F-ing Duck
 

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Dear Beardbrain,

You will find my (lengthy) response, to your (lengthy) allegations, in a NEW thread I am opening in the Members Forum, entitled...'THE BEARD EXPOSED !'..(Caution; X-Rated')..Coming Soon, watch for it.. I am sure the members will find it VERY enlightening..:p (I already sweated Vol.1, it is about as interesting as a tax return.)

As you know I can no longer tolerate the mentally challenged retard, that has become your head 'Nut-Dangler', so YOU will have to do ALL the 'denial's and defensive posturing' yourself...(RBL may help..you'll need it :cool:)

Toodle-ooo,

Super F-ing Duck

One of these decades you will get up enough nerve to actually address some of my cogent points rather than your usual, complete denial, total ignore, and then go on to spout meaningless twaddle out of your booze channel orifice.

Beard

Plus, you and your undernourished ego have struck again and torpedoed what was once a blossoming, interesting thread.
 

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A couple weeks ago, I think it was Gunsmoke and there was a pool match, and both players had very good mechanics. It was about the young hotshot coming to town to play the older veteran in a big money match, and the vet intentionally thru the match by missing his pat two rail long rail bank. Has anyone seen this episiode? It aired maybe early sixties, but at the time I had no clue these actors could really play a little bit. The older guy was a famous actor in his day and had a Good pendulum swing, and there was a young couple in love somehow betting on the outcome, wish I had saw the program from its beginning. It was very real for its time, probably produced around the time of the Hustler.
 

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One of these decades you will get up enough nerve to actually address some of my cogent points rather than your usual, complete denial, total ignore, and then go on to spout meaningless twaddle out of your booze channel orifice.<-What about the "Pap" ?:p
Did it ever occur to you Beardo, your "Cogent Points" are ONLY meaningful to YOU ? (and maybe the HH and Mr. PC)
:D

Beard

Plus, you and your undernourished ego have struck again and torpedoed what was once a blossoming, interesting thread.<--Well good..Then you and Cowboy Dennnise can just go away, and watch "Lonesome Dove" 'til your brain finally absorbs it..While the rest of the world just says,.... "Oh yes, great movie, BUT, I've already seen it" !:lol :lol :lol

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