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lll

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One Pocket Ghost said:
- Ghosty

PS, Which is not to say though, that you aren't still, the most likely one of us to be caught behind the bush...:D-:D
some would say "DOGGING" IT BEHIND THE BUSH is something to defend :confused: id say "BARK BARK::p
 

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CaliRed said:
Don't know about the rest of you, but I would always prefer being caught "in" the bush, as opposed to being "behind" the bush.... but then again I've behind the bush too, and that ain't so bad either:D :eek:
Apparently no one got your double entrendre "bush" reference.:rolleyes: Real cute. The good stuff goes right over most heads. They prefer slapstick.:D

Doc
 

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gulfportdoc said:
Apparently no one got your double entrendre "bush" reference.:rolleyes: Real cute. The good stuff goes right over most heads. They prefer slapstick.:D

Doc
Thank you for getting that! I sometimes get too cute for the masses. I would have thought Ghostie would have got it though:D
 

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I'm sorry to have to report that our man Ghosty has been taken ill with an attack of hoof-in-mouth disease. After sounding off about his spelling expertise, we find that he does not know how to spell 'sergeant'. Score that as an error on the shortstop, one might say. :eek: :D :p
 

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gulfportdoc said:
Apparently no one got your double entrendre "bush" reference. Real cute. The good stuff goes right over most heads. They prefer slapstick.

Doc


CaliRed said:
Thank you for getting that! I sometimes get too cute for the masses. I would have thought Ghostie would have got it though



duh, of course I noticed it...:rolleyes:...

I didn't respond to it, because #1. (sorry Doc and Cali), I didn't think it was "good stuff" - I thought it was just too obvious and uninspired, and, bordering on crude, with Fanny and Clare here on the forum...

"over most heads", you say? - please, give me a break, it went 'under'my head...:cool:

And #2...and more importantly, I didn't respond to it, because it better served me as a tool, to spin it, and use it to mock Larry and Cali-red...:)...

I would have thought that youse guys would have realized who you're dealing with by now - underestimate the Ghost at your peril...:cool:


- Ghosty

PS, "Thank you for getting that!" - Cali posts to Doc....sounds kinda gay to me, with that gay exclamation point and all - I can just picture Cali clapping his dainty little hands together as he wrote that - did Cali send Doc an e-Valentine today too, with hearts and sloppy kisses on it.....:D
 
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One Pocket Ghost said:
I thought it was just too obvious and uninspired, and, bordering on crude, with Fanny and Clare here on the forum...

Did Cali send Doc an e-Valentine today too, with hearts and sloppy kisses on it.....
You thilly perthon....Getting a little touchy now that you've been "outed", eh ?.:rolleyes:

Also, Do I detect a note of jealousy, that no one sent you a Valentine ???

No one has posted any more lewd, barely masked, sexual double entendres..than YOU...(except maybe RBL and Beardo)...There is a paper trail you know.....shall I embellish ????.....:eek:

PS..I think Clare and Fanny let most of them slide for lack of interest.... heh,heh, (Walter Brennan laugh).... :D

PPSS..It's not nice to question the Duck's sexuality...Paybacks are Hell, aren't they ?... !!!!!!! <---(note; exclaimation marks)
 
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One Pocket Ghost

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vapros said:
I'm sorry to have to report that our man Ghosty has been taken ill with an attack of hoof-in-mouth disease. After sounding off about his spelling expertise, we find that he does not know how to spell 'sergeant'. Score that as an error on the shortstop, one might say. :eek: :D

Hmm, well let's see now...I've been a member here since Day 1, 6 years ago, and I have 1,738 posts...and for the first time in 6 years I accidentally hit the wrong key, put in the wrong vowel, and thus, misspelled sergeant...:rolleyes:...not too bad a record I'd say...but I do promise to try and do better over the next 6 years....:cool:


- Ghosty

PS, And v-man, I am a vengeful Ghost, you know - I'm considering going into the archives for all of your old posts to dredge up the many mistakes that I'm sure I'll find....:)
 

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gulfportdoc said:
Apparently no one got your double entrendre "bush" reference.:rolleyes: Real cute. The good stuff goes right over most heads. They prefer slapstick.

Doc
if you look back at my posts you will see that i got his innuendo. however for some i think the good stuff (the bush) doesnt go over their heads but they dont recognize it unless its in their face:D :p you know the old saying "sit on my face and ill guess your weight:eek: :rolleyes:
 

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I'll go along with that, Ghosty. In general you have been a good poster during your long tenure. I guess it's sort of ironic that this gaffe should jump up and bite you under your sheet so soon after your venture out on that limb.

Dredge away in my traffic with my blessing, pal, and list all my mistakes gleefully. But it isn't quite the same. I never claimed to be the Tiger Woods of the keyboard. Be well. :) :p
 

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vapros said:
Dredge away in my traffic with my blessing, pal, and list all my mistakes gleefully. But it isn't quite the same.

V......You take me too seriously - I'm only funnin' with you...:)...you really think I would tear myself away from the porn sites to rummage through your musty old posts?...:rolleyes:...no way, Jose....:)


- Ghosty
 

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ghost you are starting to lose your usefulness here and may need replacement. i think you would be allowed to pick a suitable person as you were special at one time in the past.
 

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One Pocket Ghost said:
PS, "Thank you for getting that!" - Cali posts to Doc....sounds kinda gay to me, with that gay exclamation point and all - I can just picture Cali clapping his dainty little hands together as he wrote that - did Cali send Doc an e-Valentine today too, with hearts and sloppy kisses on it.....:D
Hey, it takes a real man that is comfortable with himself, to be able to toss a exclamation point out there every now and then. I don't have a gay exclamation on my keyboard, do you????:p

Now, the part I'm a little concerned about, is this word "dainty". I do not have that word in my internal dictionary. A dude that is writing a post and his brain tells his fingers to spell the word "dainty"... well...... need I say more to my one pocket brothers?:eek:

I would have sent you a e-valentine, Mr. Ghostie, but all of them had a exclamation point in them somewhere, and I would NOT WANT the card to be taken the wrong way. You know how in school, there was always that kid that never got any valentines? But some nice girl would send him one anyways, because she felt bad..... I might send you one based on that scenerio.:cool:
 

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CaliRed said:
Hey, it takes a real man that is comfortable with himself, to be able to toss a exclamation point out there every now and then. I don't have a gay exclamation on my keyboard, do you????:p


No! - I don't!......:D


- Ghosty
 

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beatle said:
ghost you are starting to lose your usefulness here and may need replacement. i think you would be allowed to pick a suitable person as you were special at one time in the past.


Thank you beatle...it truly warms my heart to know that at one time, you thought of me as special...I will treasure this post always.


- Ghost.....:rolleyes:
 

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One Pocket Ghost said:
Had this situation come up the other day....I had pocket A and needed 3 balls to win...

I first banked the 1 cross-corner, played shape for the 3, then got on the 13, and I was out...

Should I maybe have played this differently?...I'm sure there are a couple of posters on the forum (not mentioning any names) that see a better plan here, that they can show me...looking forward to your valued input...:)...


:)...Ghost...:)

PS, I have a side-bet with my cat, as to who will be the first jokester to post that I was supposed to have three-railed the 3ball, for my first shot, and then banked the 1 cross-corner....fair gambler that I am, I let my cat have first pick...:D...I'll disclose who we both picked later.

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