I do not know how your assistant's chest size fits into the story but I applaud it's inclusion.I do not know many here personally, but as you read you pick up the drift. While I used to have "thick skin", I think I am thinning out. This is brutally funny and serves notice I better stay on the right side. If I am in Hollywood, which is probable, or Santa Monica, which is doubtful, I will drop in and lay down a tribute.
"The have a nice day" line is priceless. I am crying it is so funny and close to me. In the women's wholesale shoe business we were always fighting, yelling...something was always going wrong. Cancellations, late shipments, order changes, quality, you name it. However, in the middle of the mess, one of my clueless assistants, with huge tits, in all seriousness would say as she left, "Enjoy the rest of your day!" Finally one day I could not take it and snapped, "Have you ever seen me enjoy a day"? That broke the ice and everyone started laughing...even me.
Sorry to cut in but, well... enjoy the rest of your day, I hope i doesn't rain.