New Break?

[Fanatic]

You wouldn't be so tired, if you'd quit flirting with Bernie... You really came to life when the Bern man took the mike...

PS..I hire ALL illegal aliens, for cooking, cleaning, landscaping...even snow blowing (when needed)...

OH Bernie...with an accent like that he could look like you and STILL be attractive

XOXO <3 <3

Have to go now it's a trick-or-treating traffic jam now ... the doorbell won't STOPPPPPPP ringing !!!!

 

[Guest]

OH Bernie...with an accent like that he could look like you and STILL be attractive

XOXO <3 <3

Have to go now it's a trick-or-treating traffic jam now ... the doorbell won't STOPPPPPPP ringing !!!!

Who's Bernie, and what kind of accent does he have?


Clare< loves accents !

 

[Cowboy Dennis]

Who's Bernie, and what kind of accent does he have?


Clare< loves accents !

Bernie Pettipiece is a poolplayer down in Arizona. He often gets on the mic for Lenny's livestreams.

He has an english or austrailian sounding accent. It gets Fanny hot!!! She flirts with him in the live chat, right in front of all of us.

 

[Guest]

Bernie Pettipiece is a poolplayer down in Arizona. He often gets on the mic for Lenny's livestreams.

He has an english or austrailian sounding accent. It gets Fanny hot!!! She flirts with him in the live chat, right in front of all of us.

Ahh, the art of flirting. Love it. Oh yeah, English/Australian accents are very sexy.

 

[SJDinPHX]

Who's Bernie, and what kind of accent does he have?


Clare< loves accents !

Clarebaby,

Bernie Petipiece is just some APA rated 3, who is really from Omaha Neb...but he has adapted this phoney English accent, just to charm the ladies...Don't be distracted.
...I regularly give him 10-4 and all the breaks, for big $$$...

 

[Guest]

Clarebaby,

Bernie Petipiece is just some APA rated 3, who is really from Omaha Neb...but he has adapted this phoney English accent, just to charm the ladies...Don't be distracted...I regularly give him 10-4 and all the breaks, for big $$$...

Don't worry, my Ducky. Thanks for filling me in, as you know what a pool player snob I am. If he ain't a phenomenal top-notch player like you, that accent is worthless.

 

[SJDinPHX]

Revenge at last..

Revenge at last..

Don't worry, my Ducky. Thanks for filling me in, as you know what a pool player snob I am. If he ain't a phenomenal top-notch player like you, that accent is worthless.

Take that Bern-man !!!...I'm just getting back at you, for you all you guy's raping and pillaging....and for poisoning our potatoes......JK

 

[Guest]

Take that Bern-man !!!...I'm just getting back at you, for you guy's raping all our women, and poisoning our potatoes...

LOL. You are one crazy Duck. (but lovable).

 

[androd]

This thread got soapy.
PS, Coupla old hens took it over.

 

[Fanatic]

This thread got soapy.
PS, Coupla old hens took it over.

I Know Rod...SJD started it...it's all his fault!!!! Can we please get back to the topic: I almost never post a new thread and look what happened!
XOXO

P.S---Flirting with Bernie who's 2500 miles away is perfectly fine...in fact it's the best kind of flirting......when your married

NOW BACK TO THE NEW BREAK!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SJDinPHX]

I Know Rod...SJD started it...it's all his fault!!!! Can we please get back to the topic: I almost never post a new thread and look what happened!
XOXO

P.S---Flirting with Bernie who's 2500 miles away is perfectly fine...in fact it's the best kind of flirting......when your married

NOW BACK TO THE NEW BREAK!!!!!!!!!!

Fannybaby...Sorry, but as Rod, and even "Lint Brain" attested to,...there is NO "new break"...only one thats been tried, many times before,...and discarded ! Good thoughts though, we know you had our best interests at heart....

PS..If someone agrees to break that way everytime, he can have all the breaks, and maybe another ball thrown in.. If I can get the Ghost to break that way at DCC, it will be the upset of the century...!!!

PPS..May I please have your husbands cell phone number...just want to run the "flirting" thing by him !!!

OX OX OX

 

[androd]

PS..If someone agrees to break that way everytime, he can have all the breaks, and maybe another ball thrown in...

Do the saying "leave the old guy down on the end" strike a familiar note ?

Rod.----------< I hear it all the time.
PS, I like the one where the CB ends on the breakers pocket side.

 

[CaliRed]

Clarebaby,

Bernie Petipiece is just some APA rated 3, who is really from Omaha Neb...but he has adapted this phoney English accent, just to charm the ladies...Don't be distracted.
...I regularly give him 10-4 and all the breaks, for big $$$...

Was there really a need to bring Omaha into all this?

(CaliRed will have his Australian accent ready by the time he goes "down under" AND his new break)

 

[Fanatic]

Fannybaby...Sorry, but as Rod, and even "Lint Brain" attested to,...there is NO "new break"...only one thats been tried, many times before,...and discarded ! Good thoughts though, we know you had our best interests at heart....

PS..If someone agrees to break that way everytime, he can have all the breaks, and maybe another ball thrown in.. If I can get the Ghost to break that way at DCC, it will be the upset of the century...!!!

PPS..May I please have your husbands cell phone number...just want to run the "flirting" thing by him !!!

OX OX OX

First of all great great great great great grandpa put your reading glasses on! Did you not notice the title of the thread "new break?" do you seeeeee the question mark there...so I am asking a question to my fellow onepocketeers if indeed it is a new break since I have not seen it before; I also if you haven't noticed apologized if this subject had been covered before...I am not using a know-it-all attitude but am showing others that in fact I DO not know it all and am in need of some feedback. In addition I asked if ANYONE ELSE is familiar with it ....NOT just you and I would appreciate it if you stop sabotaging my thread and scaring away potential posters Whats the matter did Beard stop playing with you; and now you've resorted to picking on an innocent and sweet housewife (meaning moi)

So whether the break is right or wrong, my questions were #1...Does anyone else use it and #2...what are the pros and cons...there is no need for insults, sarcasim or mockery..it's a legitimate question.

As for my husbands phone number....NO you may not have it tattletailer

I'm OX'ed out with you!!!
Fanny< still loves him ...I know he's just bored

 

[SJDinPHX]

First of all great great great great great grandpa put your reading glasses on! Did you not notice the title of the thread "new break?" do you seeeeee the question mark there...so I am asking a question to my fellow onepocketeers if indeed it is a new break since I have not seen it before; I also if you haven't noticed apologized if this subject had been covered before...I am not using a know-it-all attitude but am showing others that in fact I DO not know it all and am in need of some feedback. In addition I asked if ANYONE ELSE is familiar with it ....NOT just you and I would appreciate it if you stop sabotaging my thread and scaring away potential posters Whats the matter did Beard stop playing with you; and now you've resorted to picking on an innocent and sweet housewife (meaning moi)

So whether the break is right or wrong, my questions were #1...Does anyone else use it and #2...what are the pros and cons...there is no need for insults, sarcasim or mockery..it's a legitimate question.

As for my husbands phone number....NO you may not have it tattletailer

I'm OX'ed out with you!!!
Fanny< still loves him ...I know he's just bored...

Dear Fannygreatgrandbaby, (or would you prefer some horny old pervert's nickname for you...like, "Peaches")

Apparently you missed my immediate response, (post # 2)...wherein I spent an hour and a half (at 3 WPM) trying to explain the Pro's and Con's... in words that would not upset your delicate sensibilities (aka "thin skin")... My educated guess as to why the break is not used by any of the worlds best one pocket player's... was carefully designed to "let you down easy"...Notice, I didn't tell you most of them would prefer Corey Duell's "just smash 'em break"...to your new discovery...Also, said post was not laced with sarcasm, venom, or name-calling, such as moi has had to endure from "The Beat List Braggart"...

No, I am not bored by the loss of my erstwhile (but retarded) antagonist. In fact I am glad, that I can now devote more time enlightening You, Ghosty and Lint Brain. !!!

I am also trying to help you control your raging hormone's every time "you know who" takes the mike, on one of Lenny's streams...

Never mind furnishing me with Hubby's phone number, as I have retained it from another source...I shall refrain from calling him (re; your attempted indescretions, with the smooth 'David Niven' imitator)...until I recieve a written apology for your scathing (and painful) attack...Trust me, I have your best interests at heart, as the Phoenix landscape, is littered with the heart's the Bern-man has broken...

OX OX OX

Great, Great GrandDuck, <---is sorry he had to borrow all your emoticon's.

PS...This News Flash just in... Detroit Police have just arrested a man, appearing to be in his late 70's...who was alledgedly "trick or treating" for Porno Flicks...Frightened witneesses say he was extremely scary...even though he appeared to be wearing NO mask !...They all said he threatened to "Snow Blow" them away, if they did not come up with the skin flicks. Police say his most recent charges, were for conning distressed (and very bored) housewives, into posting WEI tables, on a pool forum...He is believed to use the nickname, "Plowboy", or something similar...Below is an old Detroit PD file photo of the suspect. (circa 1948)..

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[Cowboy Dennis]

Fanny,

The next time that guy breaks like that, keep an eye on the corner ball nearest your pocket. I'd like to know what happens to it.

Dennis